Is this thing on?

Feeling kinda frisky.  Creative juices are flowing.  I should write a blog....lets see now.  

What's this?  I had a blog?  I haven't updated said blog in 11 years?  Well damn.  11 years was a long time ago...

Feeling kinda old.  

No matter.  Another blog is born.  No doubt this one will stand tall above all the others.  This one will be important and funny and informative.  Yes...My years of experience and good taste will separate the wheat from the chaff!  

But I gotta say my writing on the old blog had a certain style.  And my taste in internet sites was so much more interesting...